This post is really for the 18+ set...
The following tale is for the older crowd- Parental Discretion is advised.

The ROOTS RIDDIMS Band (in order of appearance):

Nick Danger — Lead Keys
Creed — Guitar
Uncle Delbert — Driver
Jolly — Bass
Bug — Road Manager
Thomas — Harmony Singer (1/3 of the Act)
Junior — Drums
Michael — Leader, Lead Singer, Songwriter (1/3 of the Act)
Bern — Rhythm Keys
Terence (a.k.a. Lloyd) — Harmony Singer (1/3 of the Act)
[The names have been changed to protect careers, marriages, etc.]

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